I try not to look at the woman
walking towards me but her skirt
is no bigger than a bandage and
her heels are so high she might need
an oxygen tank rather than the suitcase
on wheels she pulls behind her.
I just hope the two assholes she
is walking next to aren’t with her.
The guy on her right is in a suit
and wears a toupee that looks
like a black squirrel fell off a tree,