A man in a “Kafka for President” shirt ran away from a bear. The bear had
escaped from the local zoo. The zoo was 100 yds. from his house. The man
still had a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale in his hands as he ran. The bear was
brown and beautiful. The zoo will surely be sued. The man in a “Kafka
for President” shirt ran and ran and ran. The bear has paws with claws.
No one went to the zoo on Sunday. The shiny shoes the man wore were
expensive. The man in a “Kafka for President” shirt played the blues on an
old guitar. No one went to the zoo on Sunday.
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